Farkin' Links Vol. 39 2/17

I've suffered a terrible loss this week...I'm almost inconsolable. My...my tivo died on my last night. It was so sudden; I never got a chance to say goodbye. Oh well...I guess I'll just have to buy another one. It just won't be the same. So, anyways, here's the links...


Ewwww....Liza Minelli walking around naked...there's an image I could have lived without. Still, it's better than imagining her estranged husband David Guest naked; he looks like a wax dummy.

Hmmm...this guy is allergic to his girlfriend and breaks out in a rash when in contact, but only during that time of the month. It's all for the best really; he should just avoid her during that time anyways.

I'm amused by this short little "Japanese people are crazy" link today...some people just don't like being stopped on the street, I suppose. This little kid learned a valuable lesson.

I remember doing this on my bike when I was learning how to ride...it only cost me 4 stitches in the lip. The upper link isn't safe for work, though.

Here are some very unflattering pictures of that sex pot Britney Spears...let's just say she needs to get back on the smack or try that Anna Nicole Smith diet...which is probably smack.

I don't know about you, but I'm a little tired of the grandma picking up the sex toy by accident joke. I'd say it basically jumped the shark at this point.

My favorite story of the day; who knew dogs playing poker would ever sell for 600k? Well, if a hunk of metal can be bought by the government for 2 million, the poker playing doggies are a steal.

O.K...a scientist has invented a condom that plays music and gets louder as sex gets more vigorous. The only question I have is, what songs does it play? Because if it's Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits, you can count me out.

Here's a fun page of useless facts...my favorite from yesterday,"• The primary cause of death for male Swedes between the ages of 20 and 23 is venereal disease." Those Swedes must live some crazy lives.

Some Mexicans are mad at doll makers for implying that a sentence in the story of "Marisol, the Hispanic doll" was racially insenstives. Wait, am I allowed to use Mexican now, or is there a new politically correct way to say it?

Those uptight British are at it again...they take offense to basically the best thing that the show the O.C. has to offer, bitch! Well, besides that lesbian kiss scene, that is.

This is a couple days late, but hey, accept it as my Valentine's Day gift; courtesy of Happy Tree Friends.

I guess Seinfeld was accurate...I still have to see a cock fight, especially considering this is, indeed, the year of the cock. Of course, I just like typing the word cock.

Well, that's justice served. This wife installed spyware to keep track of her husband's chat records with another woman which was found to be violating the wire tap law in Florida. Well, at least she isn't being prosecuted for it.

I guess O.J. Simpson can now say he's not the only one in the family who killed someone. Oh wait, that's right, he didn't. He's still looking for his wife's killer on every golf course in the country.

Great...first they want us to buy a shitty little economy car, now they realize they're losing money on gas tax and want to tax our miles by tracking our every movement? To hell with that, Big Brother!

A 12 year old girl strangles her 9 year old sister over a hamburger...that must have been one hell of a tasty hamburger.

I'm not really sure what the point of this game is, but skateboards are prominently involved.

Hmmm...I didn't know the unibomber was teaching chemistry now. Ironically, this man was arrested for teaching something readily known at Freedom High School.

...and lastly, a German couple broke the record for longest marathon kissing with theirs lasting for 31 hours. Well, with unemployement at 20 percent over there, there ain't much to do.