Farkin' Links Vol. 37 2/15


So...do you think Kurt Cobain was murdered? Me...I really don't care. I was never a big fan of Nivana.

Man...I need to listen to Moody more and watch the O.C., Bitch! I didn't realize it had fine storylines like this one.

Hehe...not really safe for work, but this would have made playing Super Mario Brothers much more memorable. You need to listen to the sound...

Here's another weird drawing in action of a woman...from the inside out. Weird, but rather cool.

Awwww...I guess Virginia got too embarrassed to continue with their droopy pants laws; maybe it turned out they still had real crime going on. I love Sen. Norment's quote about being preoccupied with pants,""I find that an indignation, which dampens my humor." Something tells me this guy is a regular barrel of monkeys.

Looks like Australia is trying to increase their population with this new spray that enhances women's sexual enjoyment and satisfaction. Once again, how do I get a job on these studies?

Man dies testing out a bullet proof vest. Some would blame the show "Jackass;" I call it evolution in action.

Hehe...I can't argue with the punchline of this ad,"Fat people are hard to kidnap." And they say Asians don't get enough work in movies and t.v.

Here's a website strictly devoted to angry pictures of our Sec. of State, Condi Rice. Whatever floats your boat, I suppose. I mean, I hear some people dress up as stuffed animals to have sex...

This is what you get when you combine a couple of computer programmers, musical instruments, legos and reggae. Do with it what you will.

Wow...uberslut Christina Aguilera gets engaged...while the world attempts to actually care.

Blame Canada for being lousy lovers, and for low self esteem. You'd think they'd be good at it without anything else to do 6 months out of the year, eh.

Hmmm...Britney Spears' commercial for her perfume has gotten restricted to only being showed after 7:30 for suggestive sexuality...and the British are still really uptight. Jeez...a Britney and a Christina Aguilera link in one day...I've got to employ more quality control.

Did you ever want to practice that street corner shell game without losing 20 dollars a pop? Now we have a flash game!

Yikes! This baby was aborted 3 times, and like Rasputin, refused to die. I guess that guy in Jurassic Park was right, life finds a way. I'd seriously consider getting a new doctor, though. Who is this guy, Dr. Nick?

According to this British study, women are visually more attracted to girlie men...which once again proves women have no idea what the hell they want. You should also check out the test.

Man...we need to bring back hockey in order to save these hockey players from themselves...and to keep them from raping people in Europe as well.

...or maybe we can send these hockey players to Italy where they're paying people to have children. Whoever thought that the destruction of marriage and a nanny state that keeps people from personal responsibility would result in low population rates? At least they're bringing in the African muslims. Nothing bad could possibly happen from that.

I bet this shmuck feels just as bad as the Hornets on their loss on the night. I guess the lesson is, if you're going to ask a woman to marry you, make sure she's going to say yes.

Brad Pitt has thrown a big birthday party for his estranged wife Jennifer Aniston because, as the rumor mill goes, he really wants her back. I really hope so, they look so good together. You know, sarcasm just doesn't quite work as well when you read it back.