Farkin' Links Vol. 43 2/28

I know you all thought I'd finally quit and stopped wasting my time by sending out these links, but you'd be wrong! I was just suffering through feverish dreams with the flu, so I had other things on my mind...like pink, puffy clouds and hephalumps...anyways, I'm back until my vacation. Here dey are;


If all prosecutors in Florida are this stupid, I know where to commit crime...if I was inclined, that is.

Hehe...alright, this is a pretty funny commercial. I, too, feel lucky.

A postman not delivering his mail...that's sort of a dog bites man story, isn't it?

This one is for Moody...I know how much he loves Spongebob Squarepants already, so Spongebong will just be that much cooler.

This italian rocker is going to jail for a loooong time. Not only did he murder a bunch of people in Satanic rituals, but he's also still doing heavy metal. The guy's obviously a menace.

Well...this is just wishful thinking.

Have you ever done anything stupid with your computer? You know, like deleting autoexec.bat or anything? Welcome to this guy's world.

Wow...this skiing game is a little aggressive...

Someone was a little too obsessed with Rocky and Bullwinkle. I guess it's one way to make a squirrel fly.

Hehe...rabies are fun. At least he bought this raccoon dinner before he made a move.

That's probably the problem with this story. They did NOT buy this poor panda dinner first. He probably had performance anxiety what with all the cameras.

Hmmm...no sex toys in Alabama allowed. It's the law. I guess people will just have to stick with their cousins.

Oooohhh...Sirius radio lured away NASCAR from XM. Let me get this straight...people actually listen to NASCAR on the radio? What do the announcers talk about? "Well, that was a nice left turn there...oh, and there's another..."

A hockey coach was suspended for putting a bounty on an opposing player...you see, that's why I miss hockey.

Hawaii is trying to ban the killing and eating of cats and dogs with new legislation touching off complaints from every chinese restaurant on the island.

This is kind of a hard game...it's like rubbing your stomach and patting your head...

Cool...this has to be the world's oldest stoner.

This is so not cool. I would probably have to go on a killing spree after this.