Farkin' Links Vol. 36 2/14

I hope you all had a good weekend; I'm pretty sure I had a good weekend, but I'm a little hazy on some of it. What I do remember is the fact that our basketball team whooped that ass this Sunday; we won by 22 points. It was such a butt thumping the opponent's team leader got so pissed he pulled a Danny Fortson and threw a chair. Good times...anyways, on with da links...



Help save Toby, the cute bunny rabbit. It'll only cost you $50,000...me, I'm more interested in the recipes he's considering.

Hmmm...I guess this is targeting that large ghetto consumer community, although I'm not sure they buy too many stuffed animals.

Wow...Juwana Mann is for real! I still say that's Ron Artest's best shot at playing basketball right now; it beats working at Circuit City.

For the "Japanese people are crazy" link, we have dancing robots. Not quite as funny as dancing monkeys or midgets, but it's still pretty cool.

This Asian bartender is quite cool...her kung fu is most powerful.

Here's a neat site with pictures of jet planes doing all types of things...even suffering landings worse than Southwest usually gives us. It's not exactly making me feel better about my vacation.

Hehe...if you thought karaoke was embarrassing enough...what about naked karaoke?

Because tax time is here, you get silly articles about strange deductions...like this one. Still, the joke about cow breeding was almost funny.

Oh boy...Jack Osborne wants to be a fireman, now? Why stop there? Why not be an astronaut too?

Wow...I guess the postal service is far more efficient in Germany, too.

Yikes...here is the best video to convince you to use a condom. I dare you to finish this video.

...and now you now, the rest of the story. I'm gonna be a lot more careful in funhouses from now on.

Not safe for work...but DAMN! This would actually work in making me want to watch soccer.

I bet this guy's house is fresh and never suffers freezer burn.

Not only is it a slow newsday, but this town must be the most boring place on earth.

I don't remember this in the Black Dahlia story...maybe Brian De Palma is just trying to emulate Roman Polanski?

Didn't this scene happen in the Starsky and Hutch movie? I like the excuse for selling drugs; she needed food and diapers. Maybe if she'd cut out some of the food, she wouldn't need so many diapers.

This is a neat little game about building a really jacked up house...I wouldn't live there, but it's a fun puzzle.

I knew Hillary Duff was responsible. Not like that Britney chick.

Remember that funky commercial during the Superbowl with all the dancing people? You can make your own, now.