Farkin' Links Vol. 32 2/7

So, who didn't watch the Superbowl? Judging by the ratings, everybody in America. Too bad it was a pretty dull game...but then, we got lucky with an exciting game last year so we can't complain.


This wasn't the most tasteful, tactful thing to say, but, when have the Marines ever been tactful? To be honest, I'm glad he's on our side.

Must have been a REEEEEAAAAALLLL slow newsday for this to make the paper. Personally, I love the expression on this girl's father's face; he looks like he's considering killing everybody in the room.

Asian scientist is trying to give robots artifical feelings so they will reproduce...and kill Sarah Conner, I suppose.

Wow...I can understand the need to get drunk, but as Eddie Murphy said,"my ass is an exit, not an entrance."

The goofy ebay item of the day...is a hard drive...I think.

I blame Canada for encouraging not bathing by living in these...I don't even know what they are, but I certainly don't want to be living in one.

Hehe...here's a story on all the useless items sent to the tsunami victims, such as ski parkas, moisturizing gel and Viagra. With how big the population is over there, I definitely think Viagra is overkill.

This bird is pretty damn good at making sound effects; kind of like Michael Winslow from Police Academy. What ever happened to that guy?

Damn...I didn't know the English partied like that! It looks like they're trying to limit all the cokeheads though, with a much more polite version of Nancy Reagan's anti drug message,"Just say no thanks."

I'd love to see Germany try and arrest Rumsfield...we'd just have to sic that Marine General one them. I mean, we haven't whooped their ass this century, yet. It's only a matter of time.

Yet another reason why I don't eat sushi. I don't eat magazines, either.

Man...how come my babysitters were never this cool? Or naked?

Ummm...I'm not sure what to make of this film about Gunther. Zee Germans are a strange bunch, really.

This is a higher production than I'm used to in crappy shockware games, but any one where you get to play a giant rat killing smaller rats is worth checking out.

Man...Britian is not only coked up, but it's also boring. These were the best secrets they could find?

This doesn't do much to dispel the stereotype that everyone in China is an acrobat and knows kung fu.

Nice...old people are getting abandoned by their busy children in Saudi Arabia. Well, at least they're not strapping tnt to them before driving off.

Man, I think we've hired this guy's entire family. It would certainly explain a whole lot.

This game reminds me of Marble Madness...except that Marble Madness didn't make me want to put my fist through the monitor.

...and a fun quasi role playing game for the heck of it. It reminds me of gaming of old. Back when every games wasn't a simulation or a 1st person shooter.