Farkin' Links Vol. 34 2/9

So Donovan McNabb's excuse for being a jackass in the final minutes of the Superbowl is that he was sick. So sick, that another player had to call at least one play...SO sick that the player calling the play was the useless lump of crap Freddie Mitchell. That's touching, really...of course, I remember when Michael Jordan was sick in a finals game...and he score 40 points. I guess it takes all kinds.


Has anybody else seen this jewish guy sing his reggae? I know I'm impressed. (Hat tip: Tristan)

Why is it when the topic is women cheating on their spouses, they still manage to make it sound like it's the guy's fault? Heads you win, tails I lose.

The moral police of the U.S. got nuttin' on Malaysia!

Now that's one hell of a big painting!

This site has all types of fun reading. Basically, wild college stories of all types and sizes...

Damn! This four year old is bold! I can't imagine even trying to drive a car when I couldn't see out the window.

I didn't realize you could weigh a thousand pounds and still be alive...well, you learn something new everyday...

I'm not even sure what to say about this clip...what's worse, the fact that there is actually an air guitar contest or that this guy with a Hello Kitty on his chest won it?

Beware the Zogg! They shall conquer the world with their cuteness!

Try playing tiny Pac-man...but only if you're eyes aren't bad.

Here's a site for those who want their money working for them.

I'm not quite sure what the point of this game is...but it's kind of fun.

O.K., well this racing game actually has a point.

Why the heck do you need a license to run a day care center? I'm guessing it's so the government can make money off of it...those bastards.

O.K., now THAT'S a cool camera. The whole 100 pound weight is a little much, but 4 gigapixels? Whoo wee...

I guess in Britian it's o.k. to harrass and mock burglars. I can only imagine what kind of lawsuits that would generate here.

So it's official...Boston fans are just a bunch of apes.

Speaking of apes...here's a 23 year old virgin ape. I'm guessing his name O.J. didn't help him out with the ladies.

Well, any test that includes videos of women sunbathing topless can't be all bad. The gay marriage images aren't really necessary...unless both the women are hot, of course.

Wow...who knew the Megan's Law web site would give Date.com a run for it's money?