Farkin' Links Vol. 33 2/8


Well, I hope these girls learned their lesson...which is never, NEVER do anything nice for anyone ever again. Well, that and go drink at parties whenever possible.

Sci-fi writers punk a publishing company by taking turns writing a crappy book about Atlanta and actually getting it accepted after said company mocked Science Fiction. It should turn up on Oprah's book of the month club any day now.

Damn women drivers...I blame all that suffrage talk.

But on a lighter note, if this is what it means for women to serve their country, I'm all for it.

The French are protesting a longer work week...it must be cutting into their bath time. France sucks.

Damn! This guy can spin a rifle...and that's a fact, JACK!

Whoa...fly, retard, fly! He's gonna feel that one in the mornin'.

See, this is one of the reasons I never wanted to stay at a hostel. Well, that and the whole sleeping next to weird Europeans.

See, this is the definition of a third world country. How the hell do 13 people die during a kite flying event?

Wow...it's just like You've Got Mail...with burkas. I love virgin Pina Coladas, praying to Allah and walks in the rain too!

I just love this clip. Bruce Leroy he is not!

This is actually a fun skating game...if you can get past all the Disney crap. It's exactly like Tony Hawk...only different.

Speaking of skating, check out Rodney Mullen...he's like the Rainman of boarding."I'm a very good skateboarder, I'm a very good skateboarder..."

I love these extreme sports parachuters...you're always expecting them to go splat at some point. Still, this guy's got some skills; he kind of reminds me of Willie E. Coyote.

O.K. This is just plain creepy. I guess if you don't have many friends, go ahead and talk to an intellibuddy...and if they want to know where Sarah Conner lives, run!

I'm not sure who the hell the Faint are...but drop kicking them sure is fun! Oi!

Here's a game that pits you against men armed with guns with...a sword. Yeah, I didn't do so well either.

Looks like they found some more erotic frescoes in Pompeii...I have to say, that was one of the more memorable things I saw in Italy that first trip. When they showed us that fertility god who had three legs...except that the leg in the middle wasn't a leg...well, Wow. I mean, how does he put on pants? I guess that's why they wore togas.

Man...times sure have changed. We have prom dresses apparently designed by Lil' Kim and now we have elementary school girls falling out of their shirts? I blame those Bratz dolls.

...and here's yet another air hockey game...I never get tired of this...