Farkin' Links Vol. 42 2/23

I seem to have come down with something today; must be the rain and the fact that my heater decided to stop working last night...you know, the one time I needed it in Los Angeles. But that's o.k., because I had a doctor's appointment today. Nothing makes you feel better than giving up blood and getting a tetnis shot in the same arm. Either way, I'm in a lovely mood today. But hey, enjoy the links.


Sock it to me!

Hehe...I can't imagine that pirates do much internet surfing, but if they did, this is the perfect keyboard for them.

It seems that a majority of female high school students in Japan regret having sex for the first time. Maybe it's because they were hoping for those demon tentacles that they grew up watching in cartoons.

There seems to be a huge demand for toilet paper in China now...which makes me wonder what the hell they were using before. Then again, maybe it's better that I don't.

This is a disappointing page dispelling all those cool rumors about rock stars...although seriously...who the hell is Robert Johnson?

Damn...King Tut is still striking out from the grave. I think it's just tomb envy, really. He did get stuck in a back closet after he died.

Have you ever wanted a gas mask, but thought it was just too expensive? Yeah, well, me neither. But these guys have built their own out of computer parts...somewhere, MacGyver is smiling down on them.

Hmmm...I guess the Black Mask bought himself a new license plate.

So sad...to peak when you're 5 years old.

Because the British have already researched everything of interest in the world, they decided to have a go at deciphering smiles. Look out Nobel committee!

The movie industry discovers that PG and PG-13 movies generally gross more than R movies because it's a bigger base audience. I guess we can file that into the "No shit, Sherlock" category.

Hehe...strip joint was pressured into putting some extra clothes on their naked model billboard ad...tastefully naked, I might add. Less genitalia than Lil' Kim shows, anyways. Guess what happened next?

Here's another list, this one regarding things lawyers won't tell you...funny, the truth isn't on here...

This dutch site helps you break up with people or cheat on them. Nice business ethics, guys. No, really.

Ouch! That one is definitely gonna leave a mark!

What do you get when you cross a couple of black lesbians and that show Cheaters? Good t.v., that's what.

Here's a fun shooting game based on the Resident Evil sequel...it manages to be far more entertaining than the movie...which isn't very hard.

This is pretty cool. This site translates your name into Japanese kanji...well, at least it says it does. It probably gives you a derogatory name and insults your heritage, but it's still pretty cool.

This may be the crappiest crime of all time...how the hell are you gonna explain to the inmates that you went to jail for conterfeiting Subway sandwich cards? Actually, I think she just needs a better lawyer.

This isn't good...I knew these cell phones would lead to the destruction of all mankind. Hopefully I'll be gone before that happens.

Meet the new feminist hero of the year...I don't understand why women always think it's amusing when a guy gets his pecker cut off.