Farkin' Links Vol. 41 2/21

I hope you all had a nice weekend and enjoyed your President's day if you had it off. If you didn't...well, HAHAHA....SUCKERS! I don't like the idea of President's day because it cheapens the honor we used to bestow on the father of our country, George Washington. I certainly am not going to celebrate a total failure like Grant or Carter. We should just change it back to Washington's birthday.


This is the first I've ever heard of a tattoo getting copyrighted. I guess it was bound to happen with people selling ad space on their foreheads and stomachs...Oh well, I hope Rasheed Wallace hasn't spent all his money on pot and has enough to pay this guy to go away.

Hmmm...so iPods can get you laid now, too? What can't it do?

So...is this what women do in their rooms?

Jeez...talk about still stuck in 1985. Debbie Gibson says her nude pictures in Playboy are better than Tiffany's from several years ago. I really might have cared, had this happened while I was still in elementary school when either one of these artists actually mattered. Still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed...not safe for work, but you can check it out and draw your own conclusions.

Man...if men applied half the ingenuity they use to get around anti nudity laws for strip joints to technology, we'd be living on Mars by now.

O.K. this is pretty cool. It's a little flash program that let's you make your own music with percussion instruments.

As much as I like penguins, this is disturbing. Linux Sex Positions is the title, so beware.

It looks like you won't be able to drink as much at basketball games anymore thanks to Ron Artest and his wrestling buddies. Oh well, I couldn't really afford more than one beer at the Staples Center without getting a second on my condo, anyways. Somewhere, Marlon is sobbing at the news.

Hehe...rednecks are cool. The Dukes of Hazard are even cooler, but we'll see after the major motion pictures comes out staring the guy from Jackass. I may change my opinion after that.

Here's a public service message; if a train is coming, don't park on the rails. At least the only real casualities were a bunch of strawberries, unlike the jackass from a couple of weeks ago.

This has to be the worst defense for murder I've ever heard. I acted in a robotic state by thumbcuffing my husband and then suffocating him with a plastic bag? Yeah, my guess is some planning went into that. I guess he shouldn't have asked her to pick up the penis enlarging cream.

Oh great...the newly imagined Looney Tunes characters are now crime fighters in the future being trained by an aging Bruce Wayne, oh wait, that's Batman Beyond.

Did you ever wonder how those moons in the solar system got their names? Well, I'm going to show you anyways, you barbarians.

This is extremely disturbing. People actually get pieces of metal installed into their bodies for...well, I'm not sure, exactly. I guess for giving metal detector operators a hard time?

Well, I guess if you really want to get the law breathing down your neck, start robbing donut shops.

Wow...breast implants that continually repair themselves? This really is the 21st century!

DON'T BE THIS GUY!

Those crazy Ruskies...from the man who brought you the pill that keeps you from getting drunk, here's the pill that makes you STAY drunk! I already have a solution for staying drunk; drink more alcohol.

Bill Mauer thinks Christians have a neurological disorder that stops them from thinking. I think Bill Mauer is an asshat...but hey, that's what's great about this country. I'm free not to watch his crappy show.

Here's a lesson to you smokers; make sure your rear window is closed when you litter into the street with your done cigarette.