Friday, February 04, 2005

Farkin' Links Vol. 31 2/4

Friday is finally here...and more importantly, it's Superbowl Weekend! Historically speaking, this should be a pretty crappy Superbowl as the last one was very exciting. It seems to alternate each year; exciting game, blow out piece of crap. At least we have all those Levitra and Cialis commercials full of old people getting it on to look forward to. The FCC really needs to do something about that; it's far more offensive than Janet Jackson's plastic Barbie-like boob.


Talk about the worst idea EVER of delaying a flight...they should know there is no sense of humor at the airlines. The ironic part is that dangerous criminals convicted of worse crimes will get out in less than a year.

For the silly ebay item for sale of the day...an interesting use of paperclips. Usually I just craft those poppers out of them.

Hehe...I think this song has already been created. Still, if it hasn't, we'll be sure to hear it at Century Club in a week.

Wow...this is the Star Wars page that keeps on giving...it saves you the effort of making fun of these poorly dressed clowns at a convention and does it for you. "Worst.Boba.Fett.Ever."

Alright! "Japanese people are NOT crazy" link today...they've proven what I've always known; Beer Rules!

Well, this is an interesting teacher. I guess all the drugs were o.k., but the second she pulled a Randy Moss, they were ready to terminate.

Looks like this drop in crime is playing havok with superheroes...

France sucks. I could leave it at that, but it appears it's illegal to take pictures of the Eiffel Tower at night now that they've copyrighted it. I guess I'll just have to settle for the one in Vegas.

Uh huh...I see. He's suing Disney for stealing his idea of a Pirates of the Caribbean movie, which he in turn stole from a Disney ride. This won't end well for him.

That's just gross. Turf burns apparently infected football players with herpes....it's almost as dangerous as their groupies now.

Blame Canada...for being gullible fools, eh. What a bunch of hosers.

This is a pretty addicting game much like puzzle fighter...except that it's giant bear in a submarine...of course it's Japanese.

Whoa...the little mermaid is alive in Peru! Who'd a thunk it?

The lesson for the day? Don't loot.

The second lesson for the day? Fire and alcohol don't mix well.

Damn...that Culpepper is an indian giver. He does something really nice, then changes is mind a moment later...now this guy knows how Vikings fans feel.

Hehe...rule number # 1 in robbing a store. Do NOT...I repeat, DO NOT put your gun down where one of the victims can calmly pick it up!

Well...you know the drill...Old people will fuck you up. Look out for the "old sword hidden in the cane trick." It's get's them every time.

I would be SOOOO pissed at my parents if they forgot to tell me I was an illegal alien after I'd gone down to Mexico for vacation.

...and to inspire you to greater heights this weekend...watch the most amazing basketball shot ever to win a game.

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