Farkin' Links Vol. 38 2/16

Damn...I'm over using hotmail. If I inflicted a bunch of papercuts on my hands then dipped them in lemon juice, I still wouldn't be in as much frustrated pain as trying to get that crap to work. I guess anything free really is worth what you pay for.


Imagine my surprise when I tried to look up French military victories and got this...the French suck.

Here's a fun, uplifting site called despair.com. I think I need this poster on my wall...it might motive me.

Not only are the British really uptight, they are even more sensitive than CAIR. Still, I think they could have put a shirt on this kid.

Today's teacher caught half naked in a car with a student brought to us by the wonderful educators of Chicago.

Hmmm...maybe I should register a domain in the Cook Islands...after all, it is the year of the cock.

Here's an interesting class...but I'm sure it's more informative than underwater basket weaving.

What's with this rash of idiot school administrators suspending people? Since when is the word "booty" an offensive word? It's one of the only words NOT censored in a Snoop Dogg song.

Cases like these make me glad I wasn't involved in organized sports in high school; those people have too many weird traditions...still, how the hell do you get suspended for urine?

This guy is trying to teach an important lesson by using his personal experiences...although the lesson of not cutting yourself with a circular saw seems pretty self-evident.

iToilet? Somebody doesn't like Apple...but they have a point. I used to own an apple until I realized they were completely sucky and slow compared to pcs.

England may have jeopardized it's chances to stage the 2012 Olympics by making a joke about France...and the problem is what? Didn't Greece just lose their "booty" when nobody decided to watch the last one? In other news, France still sucks.

So it's official...according to the chief driving examiner at the Driving Standard Agency, women can't drive.

In case the Hummer was just to small and girlie man style for you, here comes a new Bad Boy truck that can also protect you from radiation, chemical and biological weapons, and as a bonus, like that proverbial 500 pound gorilla, you can park anywhere you want.

Since I haven't put a single Lindsey Lohan story in here yet, it looks like she's getting her own doll. You can insert your own plastic breast joke here.

Well, there you go. Next time your date tells you she doesn't drink, just give her the facts from this Swedish study. Drinking is GOOD for you.

For our "Japanese people are crazy" link of the day, here's a high class homeless man. Usually they just want alcohol, but only the best sushi for him!

Interesting...match making is joining the Comcast cable lineup. I guess you can create your own episode of Blind Date now.

Something tells me this story about a woman arrested for parking tickets wouldn't have made it without the "strip search" reference. I know it got my attention.

Hehe...it was bound to happen eventually. Man suing penis enlargement companies for failing to...uh, live up to potential. If it stops them from sending me spam, I'm all for it.