Farkin' Links Vol. 44 3/1

I have nothing to add today...except that being sick sucks.


A lesbian's high school yearbook photo was pulled because she was wearing a tuxedo. See, I have no problem with that; she was wearing far more clothing than that prom dress designed by Lil' Kim.

Hmmm...I always figured a hole in the cell of a Turkish prison was more gay oriented...but hey, life finds a way.

Here's an interesting list of quotes people said about their car accidents. Here's my favorite,"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."

Oh boy...and I thought smoking out of there only happened in sleazy strip joints...uh, not that I would have seen it or anything.

These women sure can drink...but from the looks of them, I figure they'd be trying to get their guy to drink more.

Ouch. this guy got three lines branded around his leg...for what reason? I have no idea. It seems he has no idea, either.

Wow! This sounds like the greatest job ever! They actually pay you to watch the Dukes of Hazard!

Hehe...this reminds me of Vicky on any given Saturday night.

Talk about a "Japanese people are crazy" link; this guy has spent 30 years at his company pulling weeds and stuck at an empty desk for blowing the whistle on illegal activities. Still, sounds like almost as cool a job as the Dukes of Hazard one.

Interesting movie review of I, Robot. I'm guessing he didn't like it.

Hey Moody...Amsterdam is calling you.

This guy's pretty lucky... he managed to make it in the newspaper twice, even though he did his best to stop it.

Well, I guess this is a better alternative than keying someone's car, but it's more expensive.

You can lose your teaching job for doing Jackass stunts? Who woulda thunk it?

You won't see these cars at a car show...which is probably a good thing. Still, wow.

A man in Hong Kong discovered 525 beetles in his jar of cereal. Way to go, Sherlock; how do you miss 525 beetles? Was there room for cereal around the damn beetles?

Damn...people really will buy anything, won't they?

Pakistan has some weird rules regarding arranged marriages...

China is about to ban determining which sex a fetus is going to be because, not surprisingly, the female babies are snuffed out in favor of a boy. I wonder what Gloria Steinem thinks of these women's right to choose?

This almost makes me sad my office doesn't have cubicles...almost.