Farkin' Links Vol. 29 2/2



Poor Rodney, no respect, no respect at all...I'm sure as hell going to miss him more than a guy who hasn't been on t.v. for 15 years and never really made me laugh in the first place.

Hehe, not safe for work...but it's pretty damn funny. The 100 worst porn movie titles...Crack Whores of America...wow. Are you turned on by that title?

Stupid Germans...this might have actually got me interested in soccer.

So that's why Jude Law got a divorce. I'd wonder what was wrong with her too...didja look at the guy she wanted to swap with? Does he have an extra chromosome, or is it just me?

O.K., China, now you've gone too far. I've tolerated the communism and all the murdering and oppression, but now you're trying to ruin wine? Bastards...

The penis on a statue was stolen by vandals in a Canadian town...the question I'm sure everyone has is, what exactly did these thieves do with it?

Wow...only in Scotland...or Ireland. Still, I live by these remarks, every weekend.

Fast food restaurants must be the biggest hazard to being a cop. I bet he'll stick to Burger King from now on.

Hmmm...that's fishy...

The weird ebay item for sale for today is...get this...a drive thru strip joint. I wonder if you still have to buy an 8 dollar drink?

Whoo hoo! It's Tron! Sort of...

Yikes! Who the hell was driving that car? Usually I try to stop before I crash into the car in front of me.

Gee...I always thought Yogi Berra had a sense of humor.

Here's a new infuriating game of flying a kite. I dunno about you, but I fly a kite about as well as Charlie Brown.

Alright, this one is more my style...Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can...

This is why I stopped playing Dungeons and Dragons...o.k., no it's not. If this actually convinces you, you need to lighten up, martyr.

Wow...this is by far the best link I've seen today! It's cats doing...well, stupid things. Paul the Cat Slayer will enjoy this very much.

I love foreign commercials...they're just so...foreign. (Hooah: Uriel)

ALRIGHT! I've found yet another old clip that I loved so much! Have you ever wanted to see one of those annoying MTV VJ's get set on fire? Well, this is pretty close.

Since I'll be going to Cambodia in a while, I figured I'd add this story. The man in this story LOVES his dog a lot more than his wife. I'm guessing the dog is less of a bitch.