Farkin' Links Vol. 76 5/17

I hate Mondays. Unless it's Memorial Day, then it's cool. Unfortunately, it's 2 weeks away, which means at least one more crappy Monday in between.

"A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday."
--Thomas Ybarra

Ouch! I guess being a model really is tough, like they all seem to say whenever they're asked about their jobs. Still, she was probably more used to fending off trouser snakes as opposed to cold blooded ones.

Double ouch! Turns out lions in real life aren't like Aslan from Narnia.

The 50 worst hair-dos of all time, with all the usual suspects like Hulk Hogan and Marv Albert...still, Captain Caveman deserves better. After all, he's just a caveman, he doesn't understand these strange metrosexual fashion tips.

For the silly ebay auction of the day, we have a very valuable lesson...which should be obvious to anyone over the age of 3. Oh well, like GI Joe used to say, "Knowing is half the battle."

Huh...they make some strange ass commercials in Asia.

Speaking of Asians, I guess they're Austin Powers fans.

Talking about strange, here's a fun clip from a blacksploitation film. "Dance, mutha-pho-ka, dance!" NSFW

I suppose there's a market for this somewhere, the question is where, so I can avoid it at all costs.

Only click on this game if you have a lot of time on your hands, because you're not going to be able to stop.

Hehe...I guess Rusty Wallace is the Boss now, beyach!

It's failure to communicate that probably resulted in this store closing.

This seems like a lot of money for a damn cat, but I have no sympathy for the dog owners. "His bark is worse than his bite," right?

This is a fun soundboard with the baddest man of all time, Gunnery Sgt. Hartman!

I'm pretty sure this isn't official SWAT material right here...at least, I hope so.

This is...actually, I don't know what the hell it is. You'll have to watch it for yourself.

I guess it was only a matter of time before they started doing a detailed study on...er...according to Seinfeld, almost rhymes with Dolores.

I guess it could be worse regarding Jack's amazing college career. This guy took 55 years to get his masters...then again, at Jack's pace, that might not be possible.

Oh my god! Avril Lavigne is out of control...and acting like every other 20 year old girl. Must be a slow newsday.

O.K., now I definitely don't want to see the Fantastic Four. They can't even beat a fat old Magic Johnson in a pick up game.

Damn...these kids are the best hide and seekers I've ever heard of!