Farkin' Links Vol. 83 5/27

Happy, happy Friday is here! Not only that, but it's leading into a three day weekend. I'm already on break at this point, so I'm not writing anything anymore...in fact, I don't even feel like pulling a quote out of my ass today. I'll just use one from my buddy Dave who always has a lot of strange things to say, this one with an assist from Moody...probably my favorite of all time.

"Moody, you're a candy-ass. Anybody want some candy? Grab Moody's ass!"
--The Quotable Dave

Well, I for one, feel much safer knowing a member of the Doobie Brothers is protecting us from international terrorism.

Hey Moody, looks like you're going to be at Disneyland on June 25th, so be sure to take some pictures.

Don't piss off Burt Reynolds.

Jong-Il Kim can't complain; they used the best picture they could find for him on imbd.

For the silly ebay auction of the day, this is sort of like bidding on Darth Vader's bread knife, I suppose.

This must be why they have rally races in Europe; no way they could survive the lawsuits in this country.

You have to wonder what's going through this guy's mind that would make him think this was a good idea. Then again, he got his internet fame, so I guess that's all that matters.

David Hasselhoff is one hell of a salesman...that dazzling smile just melts my resistance to crappy toys.

This is a fun tarot card reading program...uh oh...my future ain't looking so good.

Here is a helpful care sheet for a hippo, in case you win some wacky morning show contest.

These companies have a lot of growth potential.

Hmmm...this is a rather extensive game for plugging a movie. The movie must be really bad.

This seems like a lot of work to not work...but I suppose it's better than unemployment.

I'm not the only one who thinks "Japanese people crazy," but this guy devoted an entire page to describing in detail about his life as a teacher there just to prove it.

Wow...that's a cool goldfish. All mine ever did was learn how to float upside down. At least that's what my mom told me...

Hehe...I'm pretty much sick of the Star Wars references, but this safety film on lightsabers is pretty clever, it would have been perfect if Troy MacClure was narrating.

This is a fun, albeit frustrating free throw shooting game...only marginally easier than actually shooting free throws.

These two are regular dancing machines...I wouldn't let anybody film me if I could dance like this; it would totally ruin any chances of running for public office down the line.

The Chinese strike back in the crazy contest with the Japanese in this story. Extra points for the cannibalism, but minus a couple for the fact that eating weird crap like this is pretty normal in China.

I wanna be your friend, do you wanna be mine? Friend power!