Farkin' Links Vol. 82 5/26/05

I have no stories to tell today. Nothing particularly interesting happened yesterday and I can't be bothered to make any up, so you'll just have to settle for a quote.

"The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come."
--Peter Ustinov

Oh boy...there's your tax dollars at work.

This seems like a fine use for a coffee pot, especially since I don't drink coffee. I'll have to run it by Ben Wu, first.

Some useful lessons about manly hugging.

This is a fun, simple version of Bubble Bobble.

I'm not exactly sure what the goal in this game is, but I do like seeing stick men get blowed up.

Understanding sarcasm is a complex business...yeah, riiiiight.

Damn...I guess in Afghanistan they DON'T want their MTV. Still, they have things better over there. I mean, obviously, there is a station that actually plays videos on tv. I wish we still had one.

Merry Christmas, kiddo. Enjoy the broken ribs.

So, Linh...this is basically what happened to you on your infamous bike ride last year, right?

I...think I need a cigarette.

This is a fun little shooter that looks like a generic anime cartoon.

This one is just for Moody since he's the only guy who actually thinks soccer doesn't belong on the Geneva convention's list of banned torture techniques.

Hehe...two morons attempting to re-enact lightsaber fights with home made lightsabers filled with gasoline re-enacted Anakin's little toasty "Man on Fire" scene instead.

Wow...this website has hot chicks doing geeky things like playing counterstrike and rolling dice. I guess it beats doing porn. NSFW

Playing with Nigerian scammers is like shooting fish in a barrel...but you gotta love the pics.

Uh oh...I hope Magneto hasn't read this story. Former commies sound like a perfect group to recruit for the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

Hey Shaq...you're still in the playoffs, remember? Play Starsky and Hutch later. My favorite part of the story, "Shaq's interest in police work is very real," De Lucca said. "He'd be a great undercover guy." Uhhh...yeah, nobody would ever recognize a 7 foot black dude that regularly appears in commercials.

This is why it's hard to take Amnesty International seriously. Guatanamo Bay is just like the gulag...give or take 20 million deaths or so. You know, numbers aren't important when you're being hysterical.

Why am I not surprised this dumb criminal story took place in Arkansas?

...and you all said John Woo was crazy...the future is here!