Farkin' Links Vol. 85 6/1

Alright...it's already hump day. This week is gonna fly right by. For those of you that care, G.I. Jojo aka Uriel is back in town for the next three weeks or so. He seemed to have missed In & Out, although I've never really understood the appeal. The burgers are thin and their fries are a crime against humanity. I'll take a Fatburger burger anyday, especially with an egg on top. Mmmmm....I think I'm going to have to take lunch early today. Here's da links...enjoy.

During the 1992 Olympics in Spain: "I really miss America. I miss hearing if anybody's shot somebody lately."
--"Sir" Charles Barkley

New York lawmakers are going to legislate the amount of women's bathrooms to eliminate long lines. You know, when people say things like "That outta be a law," I don't think they mean to be taken literally.

Huh...I thought it was only evil America that was killing journalists for sport?

This is one hell of a literal "Japanese people are crazy" link; they just won't get over their ass whuppin' in WWII.

Ron Jeremy...American hero.

I haven't had any Lindsey Lohan links lately because, frankly, she's starting to freak me out. Still, I couldn't resist this one for it's pure inanity. Freckles? I wanna know what the hell happened to her breasts!

This must have been one hell of a bad break up...still, this guy is a pranker legend.

And you thought your place was small. Why am I not surprised a Japanese chick is living in this closet? These people do actually sleep in boxes on occasion.

Hehe...underwear shortage at a Thai women's prison. Maybe they should stop selling them on ebay for cigarettes.

Looking to dump someone but just can't find time in your busy schedule? Let this handy form letter do most of the work!

The silly ebay auction of the day is for those of you that are amateur entomologists.

For the paranoids and the vampire wannabees, here's an interesting bed designed to protect you from the outside world.

Wow...every party has to have a pooper. This guy is so dead meat at school.

I know several of you attended wedding services this weekend, but I doubt any of them were as cool as this one. majQa'!

You know what else is dangerous besides snow tunnels, Ms. Newscaster? Standing in the path of a snow plow.

This wanna be General Lee is almost as bad as my old Suzuki Samurai.

Ouch...this is just...sad.

This is just one of the strangest stories I've ever read...although it does remind me of that Seinfeld episode with his dentist that had the playboy magazines in his waiting room...

Maybe this is what they mean when they say smoking will kill you.

While in this story we learn that not only is marijuana not dangerous, it might actually save your life. Why don't you try that one with your pops, Moody?

This is an interesting collection of photos taken of freaks of nature. Sadly, Michael Jackson missed the cut due to being only a freak of science.