Farkin' Links Vol. 80 5/24

So, I'm sitting in a Jack in the Box last night located in...well, the hood waiting for a signing to take place. It's the first fast food place I've seen that has protective glass INSIDE the restaurant and I was about to find out why. While I was reading this cheesy thriller my grandmother gave me to read which already involves some strange North Korean former torturer and current assassin who can paralyze people by tearing up their spines with his bare hands(sort of like Mortal Kombat, I guess) an argument, no, make that a brouhaha erupts at the counter. This black woman is upset that they tried to give her fries that were less than fresh, so she starts cursing them out at the top of her lungs. It gets even better when the manager comes over and joins the fun. "No, beyatch, pho-ck you!" This goes on for about 5 minutes until she attempts to grab the manager through the glass to presumably choke him. He's a slippery fellow, though, and he breaks free and presses himself against the wall. Thwarted in her anger, she decides to toss the drink right through the hole all over the manager and the poor girl taking orders then storms out cursing fast food, fries, and even Jack himself. It was one hell of a virtuoso performance in temper tantrums. When I'm not running for my life or being mugged, Watts is kind of a cool place to hang out.

"Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office."
-- Adrienne E. Gusoff


I'm still on a Star Wars kick and nothing fixes it like cruel mockery.

Wow...this guy has his own website. Way to go, Star Wars weirdo!

Speaking of Star Wars...did you know it was the devil's tool? I could have sworn that was a banjo, but they may be right about R2-D2.

Holy crap...I have just found the greatest website of all time.

For the silly ebay auction of the day, we have a drink with one hell of a name. I'd buy it over a Pepsi...maybe even over an RC cola.

First we had a school for prostitutes, now we have a class at a real university on Pornography. Damn, I was born way too late.

Finally, a company doing the Lord's work. It's about time somebody fixed that damn hotdogs to buns ratio.

This little video wasn't all that funny until the American guy came out. USA! USA!

It's nice the Washington Post's investigative journalists are hot on the story everyone cares about, the hacking of Paris Hilton's phone. I mean, really, who cares about the U.N. stealing billions of dollars and helping Saddam oppress his people in the oil for food scandal?

Did I say earlier I found the greatest website of all time? I was way the hell off...nothing beats dying of dystentry on the OREGON TRAIL!!!

Hehe...I don't even have to sell this one, the title will do it for me; Rejected Letters to Penthouse.

Some days it's just better to stay in bed. Of course, this guy is gonna be spending lots of time in bed now recovering.

I think the appeal of two chicks fighting is that at some point, they'll start kissing...I'm not sure that would happen in this fight, though. Still, it's pretty hot...

In case you like shooting things, but zombies just aren't your style, try this sniper game. For those of you who play Counterstrike, this should look familiar.

I like this guy's style...anyone who gets bugged by Cameron Diaz trying to be political is cool in my book.

In the "Japanese people are crazy" link of the day, we have yet another one of their strange commercials...this one starring Keifer Sutherland. I wonder how you shout, "Where are the codes!" in Japanese?

This guy fought the law and the law won...eventually. He got a couple of good licks in there, though.

I wish politics was this exciting in the US. I certainly would watch CSpan more often.

Awwww...say it ain't so, Lara Croft! This is why I don't like Jennifer Connelly anymore.

I'm not sure that I should laugh at this, because I could see my father doing something like it.