Farkin' Links Vol. 69 5/6

I missed my team the Boston Celtics managing to pull out a must win game yesterday because that bastard Marlon dragged me to some Mexican food crap shack. I missed out on Antoine Walker putting the team on his back and willing them to victory. Damn that Marlon and his Mexican food place...damn him to hell.

"We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can."
--Cullen Hightower

This is disturbing...I know Charles Barkley wanted to play with Michael Jordan, but I didn't know he wanted it like that!

Here's some ridiculous pictures of rappers with commentary below. To be honest, the commentary isn't necessary to make them look foolish; they do a very good job already.

Cookin' with Christopher Walken. This guy may be the strangest man alive, but hey, I love me some shrimp.

If I wasn't already deathly afraid of clowns, this would have done it. Imagine the fear instilled in the kids who get this crazy ass clown showing up at their birthday party.

Here's another compilation of people getting smoked which just proves the line,"It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!" (Hat tip: Uriel)

Samuel L. Jackson is the coolest man on Earth. He just made hockey interesting again.

Talk about tough on criminals; makes our country's laws look tame.

This is taking the whole baseline in your car just a bit too far.

Wow...an honest to god mind reading machine. This can only lead to world disaster and destruction. Time to invest in a steel bunker.

What is it with Florida and crazy court decisions? Is there something in the water down there?

Just in case you thought your neighbor was weird, take a gander at this guy. Maybe I'm not up on Native American history, but I'm pretty sure tigers aren't native to North America.

Have you ever known a cat to do something nice? Me neither...he's probably just softening up this guy in order to steal his soul. (Hat tip: Uriel)

If they highlighted this sort of thing in the NHL, people would watch. I guarantee. In fact, they should do it ECW style and have the audience throw in weapons to use. (Hat tip: Uriel)

Since I'm on the subject of a dead, demoralized sport, here's a sample of some of the skills these guys have. Maybe he'll be able to get a job as a short order chef flippin' burgers now that the NHL is gone. (Hat tip: Uriel)

For the silly ebay auction of the day, we have the remnants of a motorcycle accident concerning an NFL player that's played in a whole 2 games. Sports fans are nutbergs.

In case that other clown didn't scare you enough, check out Ouchy the Porn Clown.

Hehe...I don't know what the hell is going on in this flash movie about a stick man, but it's greatness. Definitely worth watching.

That's one hell of a prize in his cereal. Usually it's one of those wacky wall walkers.

This sounds like shoddy science, but an interesting concept. Still, I'm not sure I follow the logic; stressful times kills off more men so there's more women around to...presumably protect themselves? How does that work?

...and since we're on a clown motif today, let's end it with a clown game...a really frustrating and hard clown game.